I'VE LITERALLY NEVER MET A BIGGER IDIOT. WHO THE HELL 'GRACED' ME WITH SUCH A PRESENCE? I DON'T DESERVE THIS.
We managed to strangle Khoshekh [not really, his father might've shot us] and ask him some questions. He was a little admissive at first, but after getting off his high horse we've gotten some serious questions from him. |
What is your name?
Khoshekh Jenkins Tezdence. What is your name’s origin and meaning, and how was it chosen? Khoshekh is from Welcome to Night Vale: and, it also means male cat in Russian, and darkness in Hebrew, Its the name of the plague of darkness from the plagues of Exodus, as well. The middle name, Jenkins... well, if you're a gamer. thank my dad. You'll notice my brother, Cecil, shares the middle name Leroy... Put them together, and you get Leeeeeerooooooy, Jeeeeeeeeeenkins. Thanks, dad. You can see it here, the video about the stupid meme. Tezdence is the last name that I wish I didn't have, really. Any nicknames? Kho, Khosh, a rare Jenk... mainly Khosh or Kho is my nickname. How tall are you? Tall? I dunno. I'm decent height. I had a growth issue as a child, but it was fixed when I hit my teens. What are your abnormalities? If you consider a freckles an abnormality, sure. I have growth issues, and, uuuh, I'm not really allergic to anything but bee stings. What is your figure like? Lanky, I guess. Taller, thin, lanky, I probably look like I run track. How fit are you? I'm really sickly, if I'll admit it. I have a good stamina for walking and stuff I guess, but stuff like fisticuffs? Nah, can't do it. I broke my shoulder falling, once, if that says anything. What is your hair and eye color? I don't remember my natural hair color. I dye my hair from blonde and brown, I guess. Its normally a lighter, dull brown, though. Eye color is an awesomely weird dual colored orange and yellow. What is your hair texture and style? Nice and fluffy, I guess? I have no idea. This is an... abnormal question. Its tufted forward unlike the rest of my family, and thats pretty much it, I guess? --- Do you have a crush on anyone? Mind saying any names? Eh. I don't mind. Currently I'm crushing on Dale. He's wonderful. Have you had your first kiss yet? Surprisingly, yes. My first kiss I guess would be with some painterly fellow named Kocha. I introduced him to music and it ended up in him somehow kissing me afterwards. However, I have had a kiss with Dale. It was rather pleasant but at the current moment I believe we're on some tricky waters, concerning some.... unfinished issues on his part. And some unclear priorities. *sighing* Well, regardless, I'm happy to wait for Dale, as long as it takes. |
Your dad made a mention about your IQ. So, what is it? Your IQ?
I have a high IQ, and thats all you need to know. I'm a clerical genius. You're quite lucky I have time for these silly questions. Okay, what about education? I've skipped multiple grades and am taking college credit courses and Tech, as well as some SH at fifteen. What was your social stereotype? Nerd, I guess. That weird guy who you could talk to if you were okay with an abnormal conversation. I was also a very good secret keeper. And where would you scale on intelligence? Learning wise? I learn the best when left to my own devices. I'm a self teacher, for the most part. What are your extracurricular activities? Computer coding areas, music discussions, I guess? I don't really do things that don't require sticking to my own bases. I enjoy staying at home. Who would you ask for help in a tight spot? It depends on the tight spot. Everything is really situational for these. If its a tight spot, like, someone's coming to kill me? I'd go to my dad, honestly. And for money, or if I'm having trouble I wouldn't be embarrassed asking my dad about. Friend wise, I'd shoot for Sollux. I'm sure, well, I know he's older and all- but he's let me stay at his apartment while my dad was away, and he's... pretty decent in terms of advice. He's on a no-nonsense type of ordeal, which is nice, so if I had trouble with someone bothering me, I'm sure Sollux would help me take care of it. He's pretty awesome and. I'd ask for daily help from him, but I feel like he might think less of me if I do. If its just something that I'd vent about, I'd probably go to Bra'dach, though. I think after I peppersprayed Pipperonie we have some similarities. Who’s company do you enjoy? Probably any of my friends. Doesn't matter. Any company is good company, even if I don't like the person. How often do you see family and friends? Often. Too often. Thats considering I don't consider my mother or her side of the 'family', in fact any sort of 'family' at all. How do you interact with other people? I just try to get them to like me. I was told being the condescending jerk I was, even if I am better than everyone else, wasn't getting me anywhere. Who is your family and what are they like? My family? Well, my father's name is William: Prince William Patisserie Kalvic, if we're talking about some specifics. My brother, Cecil, is my twin, and the three of us live together. My mother isn't in the picture: her and dad got divorced. My dad? He's a bit of a over protective guy: he has a good heart I'd say, just... doesn't know how to execute stuff right. Because of the divorce he's a little weird, and he doesn't really act like my dad... but he's the best dad I can ask for, for the stuff he's done. And Cecil? Cecil just eats, eats, and doesn't stop eating. Thats basically my twin. Just doesn't stop eating. |
Favorite food?
Hmm. I'd say without a doubt, ravioli! Cheese ravioli specifically! And I really like apple juice, and orange julius, if those count in this category! Orange julius is pretty darn rad, and apple juice is just amazing! No apple cider though, just apple juice! Least favorite food? I'd say mushrooms, maybe? I hate mushrooms. Favorite activity? Favorite activity? Hard to just choose one. I love dabbling in music, and I'm a pretty good computer whiz like my dad, if I do say so myself! But I do like shopping as well if that counts. And online shopping is really cool, too! But I guess I also love hanging out with my friends, as well. I'm not quite too sure what I would choose! They're all practically a favorite! Least favorite activity? Probably anything largely sports related, I'd guess! I don't like outdoorsy stuff, really, it just doesn't tailor to me too well! Definitely not my fancy. Secret quirks or special things you do? Uh, I don't write music often, but when I do, I write it backwards, if that counts. I wiggle my toes too much, don't sit 'correctly' on couches. and every contact in my phone has a ringtone specific to them. Oh! And I also am really good at making milkshakes, but don't tell Cecil that! Name one odd thing about you. Hmm, for sure, I'm odd all around! One odd thing is quite impossible. What are some things you like, and why? Most of the things I like come from my father. My love of music, for example, comes from him. And my love of computers comes from him too. |
What're your relationships with...
Your father, William? Don't get me wrong, my dad's swell. I remember as a kid him giving me tummy rubs all the time and working super hard at night to be able to spend time with me and Cecil during the day. I'm not too sure why my dad started to change, around after we grew out of being children. Now he's more over a protective, lurking figure who just seems awkward and gone most of the time. He does seem to get upset over not being invited to some things, but otherwise, Williams not that bad. He makes sure there's food in the house, and even if he doesn't let anyone else in the house, he's not too bad. He's the best father I can get, I guess! I wish he was able to relax more and not worry about us being hurt, because he's really over protective, but I guess that comes with perks, considering all the satellites I can access.... Your twin, Cecil? Cecil? God, I love my twin brother. He's great. I love him to bits and pieces, even if he happens to eat all the food in the house, and be a jerk about his recitals. I really hope that my brother can follow his dreams and do something good in his life. I tease him a lot, I know, but its because I really want him to excel in stuff like the math homework he struggles on due to lack of studying, or his dancing. He doesn't seem to understand my inability to do physical activities sometimes, but I love playing games like Mario Kart with him, even if it takes him sitting outside my door singing some crappy Beatles song to get it done. |
Sollux
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